So what is your favorite Axiom about Chuck Norris (other demigods are welcomed but will be put in proper ranking below Chuck Norris)
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes
Chuck Norris Axiom
Posted 05 October 2011 - 01:16 PM
Posted 05 October 2011 - 02:04 PM
Also check out the youtube video "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny." I think that's the full title no tube here at work. :wink:
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Posted 05 October 2011 - 02:26 PM
Posted 05 October 2011 - 02:31 PM
??? WTF Huh?
Interesting, the letters are capitalised. (also in the other thread) :lol:
Posted 05 October 2011 - 03:53 PM
So what is your favorite Axiom about Chuck Norris
Please don't taint this site with he-who-should-remain-nameless. This is one of the few places left on the interweb void of the Texas Ranger cliche's, this is not World of Warcraft! :wink:
/off to petition that this thread be locked or deleted! :twisted:
Posted 05 October 2011 - 04:20 PM
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Posted 05 October 2011 - 05:35 PM
Please no one respond to him Chuck will deal with him appropriately but not untill he least suspects it
So what if I always expect it? Even in my sleep?
I gonna start working out and driving a pickup truck and drop kicking people. My Total Gym will protect me.
Posted 05 October 2011 - 05:36 PM
Posted 05 October 2011 - 08:49 PM
Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
Posted 05 October 2011 - 10:52 PM
... or ...
Chuck Norris recently visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are referred to as "The Islands."
Jesus may have walked on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Posted 06 October 2011 - 03:21 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't use IPad, so Steve Jobs passed away.
Posted 14 October 2011 - 03:26 PM
Chuck Norris didn't know what C is, so Dennis Ritchie passed away.