So what is your favorite Axiom about Chuck Norris (other demigods are welcomed but will be put in proper ranking below Chuck Norris)Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes
Chuck Norris Axiom
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, Oct 05 2011 01:16 PM
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Posted 05 October 2011 - 01:16 PM
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Posted 05 October 2011 - 02:04 PM
Also check out the youtube video "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny." I think that's the full title no tube here at work. :wink:Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Posted 05 October 2011 - 02:26 PM
Interesting, the letters are capitalised. (also in the other thread) :lol:
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Posted 05 October 2011 - 02:31 PM
??? WTF Huh?Interesting, the letters are capitalised. (also in the other thread) :lol:
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Posted 05 October 2011 - 03:53 PM
So what is your favorite Axiom about Chuck Norris
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :!:
Please don't taint this site with he-who-should-remain-nameless. This is one of the few places left on the interweb void of the Texas Ranger cliche's, this is not World of Warcraft! :wink:
/off to petition that this thread be locked or deleted! :twisted:
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Posted 05 October 2011 - 04:20 PM
Please no one respond to him Chuck will deal with him appropriately but not untill he least suspects it :twisted:
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Posted 05 October 2011 - 05:35 PM
Please no one respond to him Chuck will deal with him appropriately but not untill he least suspects it
So what if I always expect it? Even in my sleep?
I gonna start working out and driving a pickup truck and drop kicking people. My Total Gym will protect me.
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Posted 05 October 2011 - 05:36 PM
You can expect a nuke all day. Don't mean you can do anything about it.
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Posted 05 October 2011 - 08:49 PM
Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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Posted 05 October 2011 - 10:52 PM
... or ...Chuck Norris recently visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are referred to as "The Islands."
Jesus may have walked on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Posted 06 October 2011 - 03:21 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't use IPad, so Steve Jobs passed away.
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Posted 14 October 2011 - 03:26 PM
Chuck Norris didn't know what C is, so Dennis Ritchie passed away.
