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tank
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes

So what is your favorite Axiom about Chuck Norris (other demigods are welcomed but will be put in proper ranking below Chuck Norris)

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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Also check out the youtube video "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny." I think that's the full title no tube here at work. :wink:

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Interesting, the letters are capitalised. (also in the other thread) :lol:

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Interesting, the letters are capitalised. (also in the other thread) :lol:

??? WTF Huh?

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So what is your favorite Axiom about Chuck Norris







Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :!:


Please don't taint this site with he-who-should-remain-nameless. This is one of the few places left on the interweb void of the Texas Ranger cliche's, this is not World of Warcraft! :wink:



/off to petition that this thread be locked or deleted! :twisted:

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Please no one respond to him Chuck will deal with him appropriately but not untill he least suspects it :twisted:

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I see you Fhuck Norris

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Can you show my desktop? Then I believe you.

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Please no one respond to him Chuck will deal with him appropriately but not untill he least suspects it


So what if I always expect it? Even in my sleep?

I gonna start working out and driving a pickup truck and drop kicking people. My Total Gym will protect me.

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You can expect a nuke all day. Don't mean you can do anything about it.

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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.



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Chuck Norris recently visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are referred to as "The Islands."

... or ...

Jesus may have walked on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.



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Chuck Norris doesn't use IPad, so Steve Jobs passed away.

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Chuck Norris didn't know what C is, so Dennis Ritchie passed away.

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