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[dexter30]

I would like to install some kind of chip in my wife's brain, connected to the PC and then create a ahk script that, whenever I press Alt-B, would make her go to the fridge and get me a beer.

Would it be possible?

Thanks in advance.

[sinkfaze]

Get the chip for your dog...trust me, it'll be easier that way.

[Morpheus]

I'm subscribing to this thread, just in case a solution is presented.

[Leef_me]

I would like to install some kind of chip in my wife's brain, connected to the PC and then create a ahk script that, whenever I press Alt-B, would make her go to the fridge and get me a beer.

Would it be possible?

Thanks in advance.

Adding a chip would change the person into a robot. Is that what you would want?

I already have the benefits without having to add a chip. It's called a "loving relationship"

[gamax92]

Hahahahahaha.

I pose a solution, get rid of your current wife. Get a dog and then teach it to get you a beer. Call that your wife.

[Klark92]

Ingore all and listen me , easiest way is Right-Click, Get Beer in fridge .. alhwgilhaghawlgnawgjbaw :lol:

[gamax92]

Oh yeah, that was much easier than what I suggested.

Just Dump your wife's brain into a file with a .wife extension. Then Right Click it and click on Link.
It should automatically pickup the serial code and hook the file up to your wife. Then Right Click it and goto to Command. Type in what you want and press Execute.

[JSLover]

...whenever I press Alt-B...

...2 keys?...you wanna press 2 keys to get a beer?...:shock:...too much work, just make it F1, easier.

No, wait...make it be Space, the space bar has much more surface area...heck, just make it "any key".

[VxE]

...whenever I press Alt-B...

...2 keys?...you wanna press 2 keys to get a beer?...:shock:...too much work, just make it F1, easier.

No, wait...make it be Space, the space bar has much more surface area...heck, just make it "any key".

Put it on a timer with If GetBeerState() <= 0

[Mickers]

...whenever I press Alt-B...

...2 keys?...you wanna press 2 keys to get a beer?...:shock:...too much work, just make it F1, easier.

No, wait...make it be Space, the space bar has much more surface area...heck, just make it "any key".

Put it on a timer with If GetBeerState() <= 0

How does one have less than zero beers?

[MasterFocus]

Maybe if the returned value is -1, it means "critical: no beers found in the fridge"...

[VxE]

Put it on a timer with If GetBeerState() <= 0

How does one have less than zero beers?

It's just a programming habit; I try not to check for exact equivalence when the argument(s) don't have an enumerable value range. Besides, if you ask your friend if she wants a beer and she says "yes" but you don't have a beer, then you have committed one beer resulting in a beer deficit (-1 beer), which could trigger overdraft penalties if not immediately refilled.

But it seems someone is way ahead of the game...

FLOAT GetBeerState(
  __in  HGLOBAL person
);

If the function succeeds, the return value is the volume (liters) of beer within a 1 meter radius of the person.

If the function fails, the return value is 0.0.