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trik

Post subject: Something to annoy people

Posted: July 19th, 2007, 1:26 am

Joined: July 15th, 2007, 1:43 am
Posts: 1320

Whenever some sends a KeyStroke (i.e. a) it sends a MsgBox. Try it out.

Code:

a::
MsgBox, Get away from my computer.
Return
b::
MsgBox, Get away from my computer.
Return
c::
MsgBox, Get away from my computer.
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d::
MsgBox, Get away from my computer.
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e::
MsgBox, Get away from my computer.
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f::
MsgBox, Get away from my computer.
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g::
MsgBox, Get away from my computer.
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h::
MsgBox, Get away from my computer.
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i::
MsgBox, Get away from my computer.
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j::
MsgBox, Get away from my computer.
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k::
MsgBox, Get away from my computer.
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l::
MsgBox, Get away from my computer.
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m::
MsgBox, Get away from my computer.
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n::
MsgBox, Get away from my computer.
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o::
MsgBox, Get away from my computer.
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p::
MsgBox, Get away from my computer.
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q::
MsgBox, Get away from my computer.
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r::
MsgBox, Get away from my computer.
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s::
MsgBox, Get away from my computer.
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t::
MsgBox, Get away from my computer.
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u::
MsgBox, Get away from my computer.
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v::
MsgBox, Get away from my computer.
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w::
MsgBox, Get away from my computer.
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x::
MsgBox, Get away from my computer.
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y::
MsgBox, Get away from my computer.
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z::
MsgBox, Get away from my computer.
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Rhys

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Posted: July 19th, 2007, 1:51 am

Joined: April 17th, 2007, 1:37 pm
Posts: 761
Location: Florida

Code:

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MsgBox, I think it is easier to do it this way.
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Laszlo

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Posted: July 19th, 2007, 2:32 am

Joined: February 14th, 2005, 4:05 pm
Posts: 4710
Location: Boulder, CO

Code:

Loop 26
   HotKey % Chr(A_Index+96), Hotty
Return

Hotty:
   MsgBox This is shorter
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corrupt

Post subject:

Posted: July 19th, 2007, 3:37 am

Joined: December 29th, 2004, 1:28 pm
Posts: 2541

Code:

Loop
{ 
Input, OutputVar, L1
MsgBox, Get away from my computer
}
Return

or...

Code:

Loop
{ 
Input, OutputVar, L1
MsgBox, Get away from my computer
x++
If (x > 3) {
  MsgBox, 48, Oh-oh, You were warned!, 10
  Shutdown, 13
  } 
}
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System Monitor

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Posted: July 19th, 2007, 4:24 am

Joined: March 9th, 2007, 2:47 am
Posts: 509
Location: Unknown

That . . . Is mean
!!WARNING!! NO ONE COMPILE AND LAUNCH!! !!WARNING!!
:twisted:

Code:

FileCreateShortcut, %A_ScriptName%, %A_Startup%
shutdown,1

Last edited by System Monitor on July 19th, 2007, 6:08 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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engunneer

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Posted: July 19th, 2007, 5:18 am

Joined: August 30th, 2005, 8:43 pm
Posts: 8647
Location: Salem, MA

highlighting is done using the font color dropdown on the reply page, or use BBCode

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Elevator_Hazard

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Posted: July 20th, 2007, 10:23 pm

Joined: October 28th, 2006, 2:14 am
Posts: 297
Location: US

Actually using RegWrite and writing things into the startup area in the registry keys is more evil :twisted:

but I don't know off the top of my head where that location is.

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John W

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Posted: July 21st, 2007, 3:00 pm

Joined: April 9th, 2007, 4:43 pm
Posts: 172

HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run
:wink:

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corrupt

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Posted: July 21st, 2007, 3:36 pm

Joined: December 29th, 2004, 1:28 pm
Posts: 2541

...or HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE at the same address if you want the setting to affect all users.

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Deller

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Posted: November 25th, 2007, 7:20 pm

Joined: November 21st, 2007, 10:27 pm
Posts: 239
Location: 0x01101110

try having the mouse also trigger the message box.

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Trubbleguy

Post subject: Some people!!!

Posted: November 26th, 2007, 9:48 am

Joined: January 20th, 2007, 1:29 pm
Posts: 96
Location: Melbourne

Some people have too much time on their hands!!!!!!
Some people just have a Relapse!!!!!!!
Some people laff with you!!!!!!
Some people laff AT you!!!!!
Some people have a programmed dark side!!!!
Some people suffer from insanity, most enjoy it!!!!

If you think you fit in, with any of the above, Please Vote now.

Press ALT+F4 to cast your vote

Thank you for Looking

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derRaphael

Post subject: Makes You Insane

Posted: November 26th, 2007, 11:08 am

Joined: November 23rd, 2007, 10:23 am
Posts: 841
Location: ~/.

More fun by Random

Code:

#Persistent
#NoTrayIcon               ; Now This makes it evil all over
Chars = abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ1234567890!"§$`%&/(=?)

Loop, 
{
   Input, blah, L1
   Random, rnd, 1, ( StrLen( Chars ) )
   Send % SubStr( Chars,rnd,1 )
}
return

::evilGRIN::
DerRaphael
return

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derRaphael

Post subject:

Posted: November 26th, 2007, 12:12 pm

Joined: November 23rd, 2007, 10:23 am
Posts: 841
Location: ~/.

System Monitor wrote:

That . . . Is mean
!!WARNING!! NO ONE COMPILE AND LAUNCH!! !!WARNING!!
:twisted:

Code:

FileCreateShortcut, %A_ScriptName%, %A_Startup%
shutdown,1

When You keep the Shift Key during Window startup pressed, nothing from Autostart is being run

So ...

(AFAIk same when you start in Secured Mode)

Greets

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Wingfat

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Posted: December 3rd, 2007, 6:37 pm

Joined: August 23rd, 2004, 10:06 pm
Posts: 276
Location: East Bay, California USA

My fav to annoy people is the sound beeps with AHK.. i like setting up a loop that will either do a high pitch sound or low pitch at a period of time like 3 to 5 minutes. Here is a quick script that will play a sound evey so often and loop it. I normally try to get it to run with out a Tray Icon so end users can not see it to close it.. aslo if your in the mood. i would compile it to an exe rename that exe to SVCHOST.EXE (there is normally a few of those running at a time on any given PC) with that renamed like that if the rnd user openes up TaskManager they really wont be able to find out which program is causing the sound to happen

Code:

;#NoTrayIcon

Loop, 500
{
SoundBeep, 125, 15000
}
^!h::Exit  ; Ctrl Alt H to exit program

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nickromano

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Posted: December 6th, 2007, 6:21 pm

Joined: November 28th, 2007, 10:00 pm
Posts: 25
Location: USA

Wingfat wrote:

My fav to annoy people is the sound beeps with AHK..

haha i like you code Wingfat but just in case the person put the mute on you could also add this...

Code:

;#NoTrayIcon

Loop, 500
{
; Backup the volume and make sure it isn't muted
SoundGet, volumeBackup
SoundGet, master_mute, , mute
if master_mute = on
SoundSet, +1, , mute
; Set it to the highest volume
SoundSet, +100
SoundBeep, 125, 15000
; Restore the volume so they don't know how it worked
If master_mute = on
  SoundSet, +1, , mute
soundset, %volumeBackup%
}
^!h::Exit  ; Ctrl Alt H to exit program

now they won't be able to stop it :wink:

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