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ranomore
 Post subject: homework
PostPosted: February 23rd, 2005, 8:43 am 
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Location: Salt Lake City, UT
Hey, does anybody have a hotkey that makes homework as fun as AHK?


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kapege.de
 Post subject: Re: homework
PostPosted: February 24th, 2005, 3:07 pm 
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ranomore wrote:
Hey, does anybody have a hotkey that makes homework as fun as AHK?


Hold Home-Button, press W-i-f-e, then yell "instantly, bit**!" Ready, work is done...

Hehe

Peter :twisted:


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BoBo
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PostPosted: February 24th, 2005, 3:47 pm 
homework = Hausarbeit
homework = Hausaufgaben

kapege.de's advise is based on the assumption that ranomore is <= 21 years of age ... :lol:


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BoBo
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PostPosted: February 24th, 2005, 5:44 pm 
Code:
If status = married
If IQWife < 80
{
Send, {Home}Wife
SoundPlay, InstantlyBit*.wav, 1
MsgBox, Done
}

If status = married
If IQWife >= 80
  {
  Send, {Home}Wife
  SoundPlay, InstantlyBit*.wav, 1
  If You'reStillAliveStatus = Yes
    {
    If LetterFromHerLawyer = Yes
       YourFuture := (DivorceCase=1/2Income - YourHouse - YourCar + BecomeAHKSriptingGuru)
    Else
       YourFuture := (NoMoreSex+VisitHerMumEveryWeekend-You'veToAdoptJonny-SitDownForPeeing)
    }
  Else
    MsgBox, Nice try :o)
  }


:shock:


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PostPosted: February 24th, 2005, 5:48 pm 
mustn't it be

Code:
ranomore >= 21

to indicate that ranomore is older than 21 and therefore homework is seen from his point of view as Hausarbeit (wifes work ;) )


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jonny
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PostPosted: February 24th, 2005, 6:11 pm 
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Location: Minnesota
Quote:
You'veToAdoptJonny


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BoBo
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PostPosted: February 24th, 2005, 6:43 pm 
@ Guest :shock: wrote
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mustn't it be
Ehm, yes ...

@ Jonny
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I was forced to write that ! Believe me, I'm currently kidnapped by a Melon Gang. Uh, there was a noise, I've to ... :shock: :lol:


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polyethene
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Location: UK
Bobo = Artificial Intelligence
... some imagination :o
:lol:

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PostPosted: February 25th, 2005, 3:23 am 
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wow, THAT wasn't the direction I'd thought it would go, but funnier than..., well funnier than melons, anyway :D


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jill
 Post subject: it does do hw
PostPosted: August 3rd, 2008, 4:41 am 
http://www.autohotkey.com/forum/topic34 ... telligence


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