Well, everyone has their collections. I collect quotes. Here is a short list of my top favorite quotes. Share some of yours.
Two people from the AHK forums have made it to my top list.
I apologize if any of these quotes offend you in any way. It was not intended.
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" -Epicurus
"That God cannot lie, is no advantage to your argument, because it is no proof that priests can not, or that the Bible does not." Thomas Paine
"If thou trusteth to the book called the Scriptures, thou trusteth to the rotten staff of fables and falsehood." -Thomas Paine
"Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge. It is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science." -Charles Darwin
"I think that physics is the most important—indeed the only—means we have of finding out the origins and fundamentals of our universe, and this is what interests me most about it. I believe that as science advances religion necessarily recedes, and this is a process I wish to encourage, because I consider that, on the whole, the influence of religion is malign." - William Bowen Bonnor
"In the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler." -Albert Einstein
"When you understand why you don't believe in other gods, you'll understand why I don't believe in your's." -NetWriter
"To stupid to understand science? Try religion." -NetWriter
"I personally prefer understanding over ignorance in all cases." -[VxE]
"There was a time when religion ruled the world, it is called the DARK AGES." -Ruth Green
"I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world." -Richard Dawkins
"When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called Religion." - Robert M. Pirsig
"Last time I checked, talking to invisible people is diagnosed as Schizophrenia." -Eli Loker
"A math problem is the only place where you can have 60 watermelons and no one wonders why." -Anonymous
"I don't think we should pay as much attention to a book that says 'The end' at the end." -Christel Williams
"I have a new belief system. I believe that some magical day, at some time, a miraculous force will be unleashed on the world that will take every Christian with it and take them to a world of complete understanding, truthfulness, and peace... Oh wait... There's already such a force.... Rational thought." -Eli Hawkins
"People say you don't have true happiness if you don't believe in god. People also say that ignorance is bliss." -Eli Hawkins
"It's better to wait for true love than it is to indulge in infatuation." -Eli Hawkins
"You can have either peace, or freedom, but never both." -Anonymous
"I am patient with stupidity, but not with those who are proud of it." -Edith Sitwell
"You know you're a geek when you can solve a rubik's cube while having sex. You know your girlfriend is a geek when she takes the rubik's cube from you and starts to the play with it too." -Eli Hawkins and Laura Dove
"If everyone in the world disappeared when I went outside, I would go outside more often
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"Dear all shoppers and employees. Testicles, I repeat, testicles. That is all." -Peter Griffin
"You uploaded a bunch of songs by a metal band who remixes video game music, and you complain when you get comments from a bunch of nerds who shout memes? That's like making a movie about sexually ambiguous teen vampires and complaining when your core fanbase turns out to be 15-year-old emo chicks who frequent Hot Topic the way most people would a church." -CheezeFox
"Down through the centuries the notion that life is rounded in a dream has been a pervasive theme of philosophers and poets. So doesn't it make sense that death, too, would be wrapped in dream? That after death, your conscious life would continue, in what might be called a dream body? It would be the same dream body you experience in your everyday dream life, except that in the post-mortal state, you could never again wake up. Never again return to your physical body." -Benn Jordan
"But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." -V[/list]
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