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 Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2005 8:59 pm Post subject: Top 12 things likely to be overheard ... |
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... if you had a Klingon Programmer:
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12) "Specifications are for the weak and timid!"
11) "This machine is a piece of GAGH! I
need a bunch of Xenon processors if I am to
do battle with Jonny's code!"
10) "You cannot really appreciate
Dilbert unless you've read it in the
original Klingon."
9) "Indentation?! - I will show you how
to indent when I indent your skull!"
8) "What is this talk of 'release'?
Klingons do not make software
'releases'. Our software 'escapes,'
leaving a bloody trail of designers &
quality assurance people in its wake."
7) "Klingon function calls do not have
'parameters' - they have 'arguments' -
and they ALWAYS WIN THEM."
6) "Debugging? Klingons do not debug.
Our software does not coddle the weak."
5) "I have challenged the entire quality
assurance team to a Bat-Leth contest.
They will not concern us again."
4) "A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not
comment his code!"
3) "By filing this bug report you have
challenged the honor of my family.
PREPARE TO DIE!"
2) "You question the worthiness of my
code? I should kill you where you
stand!"
1) "Our users will know fear and cower
before our software! Ship it! Ship it
and let them flee like the dogs they
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jonny
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Location: Minnesota
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Ooh, Xenon. I'm scared now.  |
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