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Elevator_Hazard
Joined: 28 Oct 2006 Posts: 303 Location: Illinois
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:11 am Post subject: [Joke] What's one similarity between a computer and... |
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Q: What's one similarity between a computer and an air conditioner?
A: They don't work right when windows is open.
I hope I didn't mess it up  _________________ Changed siggy at request of ahklerner  |
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Lexikos
Joined: 17 Oct 2006 Posts: 2472 Location: Australia, Qld
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:31 am Post subject: |
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LOL. Unfortunately, I don't like to tell jokes with bad grammar. (One should be "Windows is open," and the other "windows are open.") sometime i hates having good at grammar skill
In any case, there's no similarity between my computer and an air conditioner. It overheats too often. My air conditioner cools down the kitchen nicely, but doesn't affect my study.  |
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V@no
Joined: 13 Sep 2007 Posts: 37
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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:18 pm Post subject: |
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@Lexikos: now you ruined the joke.
@Elevator_Hazard: its a good joke from *nix lovers
As me being pro-Windows and hear people's complains about something doesn't work right and so on, so on, I usually go with another line:
Most of the time Windows has only one real problem, which is located between chair and keyboard. |
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Laszlo
Joined: 14 Feb 2005 Posts: 3943 Location: Pittsburgh
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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Btw, what happened to "lexiKos"? Why is it properly capitalized now? |
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Lexikos
Joined: 17 Oct 2006 Posts: 2472 Location: Australia, Qld
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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 12:45 am Post subject: |
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| I naturally type it as "Lexikos". Not very interesting... |
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howartp
Joined: 14 Mar 2008 Posts: 5
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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:23 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | Most of the time Windows has only one real problem, which is located between chair and keyboard. |
Also known as 'Picnic': Problem In Chair, Not In Computer...
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m^2
Joined: 28 Feb 2008 Posts: 40 Location: Krk, PL
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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:26 am Post subject: |
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| V@no wrote: | @Lexikos: now you ruined the joke.
@Elevator_Hazard: its a good joke from *nix lovers
As me being pro-Windows and hear people's complains about something doesn't work right and so on, so on, I usually go with another line:
Most of the time Windows has only one real problem, which is located between chair and keyboard. |
Come on, I'm also pro-windows, but this one is good. _________________ Waiting for Windows 8... |
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Oberon
Joined: 18 Feb 2008 Posts: 458
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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:00 am Post subject: |
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| V@no wrote: | | @Lexikos: now you ruined the joke. | That made it extra funny for me.
btw we need some jokes about Ubuntu, apt-get has been giving me nothing but grief  |
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SoggyDog
Joined: 02 May 2006 Posts: 206 Location: Greeley, CO
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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 6:49 pm Post subject: |
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| howartp wrote: | | Also known as 'Picnic': Problem In Chair, Not In Computer... |
Instead of a PICNIC problem, we identify these as an I-D-ten-T problem, otherwise written ID10T. _________________
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Wouther
Joined: 01 May 2007 Posts: 75 Location: The Netherlands
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Oberon
Joined: 18 Feb 2008 Posts: 458
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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 1:59 pm Post subject: |
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| lolol |
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