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Elevator_Hazard



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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:11 am    Post subject: [Joke] What's one similarity between a computer and... Reply with quote

Q: What's one similarity between a computer and an air conditioner?

A: They don't work right when windows is open.


I hope I didn't mess it up Embarassed
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Lexikos



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL. Unfortunately, I don't like to tell jokes with bad grammar. (One should be "Windows is open," and the other "windows are open.") sometime i hates having good at grammar skill Wink

In any case, there's no similarity between my computer and an air conditioner. It overheats too often. Evil or Very Mad My air conditioner cools down the kitchen nicely, but doesn't affect my study. Crying or Very sad
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V@no



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PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

@Lexikos: now you ruined the joke.

@Elevator_Hazard: its a good joke from *nix lovers Wink Very Happy

As me being pro-Windows and hear people's complains about something doesn't work right and so on, so on, I usually go with another line:

Most of the time Windows has only one real problem, which is located between chair and keyboard.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Btw, what happened to "lexiKos"? Why is it properly capitalized now?
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Lexikos



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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 12:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I naturally type it as "Lexikos". Not very interesting...
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
Most of the time Windows has only one real problem, which is located between chair and keyboard.


Also known as 'Picnic': Problem In Chair, Not In Computer...

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

V@no wrote:
@Lexikos: now you ruined the joke.

@Elevator_Hazard: its a good joke from *nix lovers Wink Very Happy

As me being pro-Windows and hear people's complains about something doesn't work right and so on, so on, I usually go with another line:

Most of the time Windows has only one real problem, which is located between chair and keyboard.

Come on, I'm also pro-windows, but this one is good.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

V@no wrote:
@Lexikos: now you ruined the joke.
That made it extra funny for me.

btw we need some jokes about Ubuntu, apt-get has been giving me nothing but grief Sad
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 6:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

howartp wrote:
Also known as 'Picnic': Problem In Chair, Not In Computer...


Instead of a PICNIC problem, we identify these as an I-D-ten-T problem, otherwise written ID10T.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 1:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oberon wrote:
btw we need some jokes about Ubuntu
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 1:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lolol
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