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ranomore
Joined: 06 Nov 2004
Posts: 178
Location: Salt Lake City, UT
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 Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 8:43 am Post subject: homework |
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| Hey, does anybody have a hotkey that makes homework as fun as AHK? |
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kapege.de
Joined: 07 Feb 2005
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Location: Munich, Germany
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| Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 3:07 pm Post subject: Re: homework |
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| ranomore wrote: | | Hey, does anybody have a hotkey that makes homework as fun as AHK? |
Hold Home-Button, press W-i-f-e, then yell "instantly, bit**!" Ready, work is done...
Hehe
Peter  |
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BoBo
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| Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 3:47 pm Post subject: |
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homework = Hausarbeit
homework = Hausaufgaben
kapege.de's advise is based on the assumption that ranomore is <= 21 years of age ...  |
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BoBo
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| Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 5:44 pm Post subject: |
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| Code: | If status = married
If IQWife < 80
{
Send, {Home}Wife
SoundPlay, InstantlyBit*.wav, 1
MsgBox, Done
}
If status = married
If IQWife >= 80
{
Send, {Home}Wife
SoundPlay, InstantlyBit*.wav, 1
If You'reStillAliveStatus = Yes
{
If LetterFromHerLawyer = Yes
YourFuture := (DivorceCase=1/2Income - YourHouse - YourCar + BecomeAHKSriptingGuru)
Else
YourFuture := (NoMoreSex+VisitHerMumEveryWeekend-You'veToAdoptJonny-SitDownForPeeing)
}
Else
MsgBox, Nice try :o)
} |
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Guest
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| Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 5:48 pm Post subject: |
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mustn't it be
to indicate that ranomore is older than 21 and therefore homework is seen from his point of view as Hausarbeit (wifes work  ) |
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jonny
Joined: 13 Nov 2004
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Location: Minnesota
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| Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 6:11 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | You'veToAdoptJonny |
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BoBo
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| Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 6:43 pm Post subject: |
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@ Guest wrote
Ehm, yes ...
@ Jonny
I was forced to write that ! Believe me, I'm currently kidnapped by a Melon Gang. Uh, there was a noise, I've to ... |
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Titan
Joined: 11 Aug 2004
Posts: 5009
Location: imaginationland
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| Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 6:45 pm Post subject: |
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Bobo = Artificial Intelligence
... some imagination 
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RegExReplace("irc.freenode.net/autohotkey", "^(?=(.(?=[\0-r\[]*((?<=\.).))))(?:[c-\x73]{2,8}(\S))+((2)|\b[^\2-]){2}\D++$", "$u3$1$3$4$2") |
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ranomore
Joined: 06 Nov 2004
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Location: Salt Lake City, UT
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| Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 3:23 am Post subject: |
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wow, THAT wasn't the direction I'd thought it would go, but funnier than..., well funnier than melons, anyway  |
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