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Eedis · Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 5:07 am Post subject: Christmas poem present thing.

My girlfriend's favorite restaurant is El Jaripeo... She absolutely loves it. It's some mexican restaurant. I thought it'd be a good idea for a stocking stuffer to get her a gift card from there. So I went there today and well, I couldn't understand a word they were saying. All I heard was... "No gift cardo, 20 minutes?" I just said no and walked out. Well, when I got home, I had the idea of making my own damn gift cardo. I wrote a little poem and put it in a cd case so she'll think it's a cd or something. Check it out. Give me any suggestions please, one part doesn't rhyme well...

Today I went to El Jaripeo,
I wanted to get you a gift cardo.
They could barely even speak English,
They told me they had none, they looked meanish.
So I went back to mi casa
And made my own much fasta.
I love you and the baby oh so much,
So dinner’s on me, only 20 bucks.
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BoBo³ · Guest

My favourite part: "..., only 20 bucks" Laughing

Eedis · Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:50 am Post subject:

XD I was going to buy her a 20 dollar gift card... :\ 20 bucks just for her, that's more than enough for her dinner. XD
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BoBo³ · Guest

Let's get fingers crossed that she never ever reads that! Shocked

Otherwise she will use that voodoo puppet with your name on it to let you feel the pain she had while giving birth Wink

Wingfat · Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 5:14 pm Post subject:

In Hiku form:

Tried getting gift card
to El Jaripeo I went
they cant speak English

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Heading out the door
To El Jaripeo i go
tried to get you a gift card
but all they said was not gift cardo
I love you and baby so moocho
I cant wait to eat there with you
but keep it under $20
because we are not ballers
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Eedis · Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:00 pm Post subject:

Ahaha, nice Wingfat, but I'm still going to use mine because I wrote it myself. Very Happy

With the whole bucks and much not rhyming well, it's always that little bit of imperfection that makes it special.
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