Eedis
Joined: 12 Jun 2009
Posts: 1158
Location: Indianapolis IN, USA
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 Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 8:04 pm Post subject: |
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Wow, interesting. I just got a blonde joke in an email I'll have to share with you.
| Quote: | An attractive blonde from Cork ,
Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little
intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of
the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel
much luckier when I'm completely nude'.
With that, she
stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish
brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and
squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'
She hugged each
of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes
and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other
dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she
roll?'
The other answered,
'I don't know - I
thought you were watching.'
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are drunks,
not all blondes are
dumb,
but all men...are men.
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