ayy it's all clear! thanks a bunch mr black faced sheep!

Thanks for participation everyone! Y'all win, but I've marked Helgef's answer as the best one as it also explains the behavior of stuff like: if (0) foo 00 bar msgbox, this won't show if (0) foo bar baz 1 msgbox, this will now the only remaining question is, why "(0) foo bar baz 1" evaluates to "01"...

Let's play a game! 🎲🎲🎲 Guess what the following script will show to you: one() { if (0) return if (0) return msgbox one } two() { if (0) return if (0) return msgbox two } three() { if (0) return if (0) return if (0) return msgbox three } four() { if (0) return if (0) return if (0) return winget foo,...